I Got the Last Optimus Prime Mighty Mugg!!!!!!!
Oh, yeah…..And it is sweeeet! YOU would really like one, wouldn’t you? Well, just go to YOUBUYNOW.COM and…Oh, never mind; I bought the last one! HAHAH! It is soooooo very super-cool! I keep it right next to my San Diego Comic Con exclusive Iron Man Movie Armor Mighty Mugg. Sometimes, when I look away, they look at each other and laugh a little Mighty Mugg laugh. Sometimes, I hear them say things like, “Tiras is soooo #$%@$% cool, man. I mean he REALLY is just oh so very…..coooooool.” And sometimes, I can hear my Optimus Prime Mighty Mugg call out things like, “Autobots transform,” or, “I could really go for a ham sandwich right about now.” I am so tempted to take Optimus right out of his box and cuddle and snuggle and hold him oh so tight! I just CANNOT STAND IT! HE IS SOOOOOOO CUTE!
When I first saw him, I thought to myself, “There is just no way I can ever own this. His shape is perfect and his plastic facade is so meticulously painted that I just….well…..that I just….MELT. MY FACE MELTS! Oh, soo cute! I took a chance. I saw it was available and I went for it! I clicked my mouse on the add to cart tab and I closed my eyes and held my breath and remembered my first date and the black eye that followed and added that ding dang darn thing to my cart….And it was IN my cart! HAH! I heard a song playing, just then. I couldn’t quite discern the wording since it was more of a pulsing then a voice. It was the sound of Immaculate Intervention, smiling down, winking and pointing and throwing lettuce and unbagging comics. In a haze of Soymilk breath, I rested. The order complete. The item purchased. The balance restored. The pimple popped and the jelly spread. I thought, “you know what, I think I want another.” I went back to YOUBUYNOW.COM to relive the felicity of my most recent experience and…….IT WAS NOW OUT OF STOCK! Ladies and gentlemen……….On this day, I win. HUZZAH!