New Stuff That You Will Buy Now Because I Must Retire!!!!!!!
Hello, my name is Tiras Buck and I work here at YouBuyNow.com. I really dislike being stuck behind a computer for 10 -11 hours a day, so I’m begging you…BEGGING YOU… to make some sort of purchase today. My goal is to retire in 2 years. Now, this may sound unrealistic, but with your help we can make it happen! Show the world that Tiras, who answers ALL of your questions on the Support Board (in a timely and professional manner), deserves a life full of perpetual Happy Hours! Remember that time you needed a tracking number? Remember who gave it you you? That’s right, little ole’ me. Remember that time your house caught fire and your loved ones told you not to go into the blazing inferno to save your Comic Book collection? Remember that sudden slap of wind against your back, and the sudden appearance of your collection, without so much as a singe, sitting right next to you on the lawn? Yep. All me. I didn’t even ask for a “thank you,” or a glass of Vanilla Soymilk (running at those speeds depletes my levels of soy protien, you know). Here are some new items you may be interested in. Before you pass them by……before you think, “I don’t have the money for this right now,” I want you to consider something. I want you to think, “hey, maybe it doesn’t have to be about me all the time. The prices are great, the customer service is exemplary, and that Tiras guy sure makes a mean cereal.” Yep, it’s all about how you pour the (soy)milk. Don’t drown that cereal, unless you’re contnent with a bowl of Soggies! Here are those new items I mentioned. Please, I’m only 34 but there’s a whole world left for me to explore! Help get me out of this office and into my “Golden Years” a little sooner. Next time you throw me a line about your order on the Support Board, show your support with this little call to arms:” Tiras Retires ‘09!” It will give me a little chuckle, and tell me you’re purchase isn’t simply for pleasure, it’s for a good cause! Now…… YOU BUY NOW!!!!!!!
http://www.youbuynow.com/item/spt_layzner- That’s right, you love the Mecha! The SPT Layzner is all about the Mecha!
http://www.youbuynow.com/item/superherosquad_collectors_pack- oooo, aren’t they cute? Stop swooning and buy them already. It’s the Marvel Super Hero Squad Collector Set!
And here’s one of the Spawn 3″ Series 2 Figures we just got in. Man. look at that detail! http://www.youbuynow.com/item/paw_isue95_cover
Not overly thrilled with these? Well, take a look around. Hang out for a bit. I know you’ll find something that strikes your fancy. Ooops. Soymilk’s comin’ out my nose again. Hard to ty..p..e.